As I usually do before I go to a dining establishment to write a review, I checked with the usual “real customer review” sites that contain some portion of “fake” reviews. Yelp & TripAdvisor customer reviews for Brooklyn Pizza are generally 3-4 Stars. And Tucson Weekly’s readers usually vote it the Best of Tucson.

Without a doubt, WORST PIZZA I HAVE EVER EATEN. In fact, it was so bad that I quit after one slice. My Brooklyn pizza had no redeeming features whatever. For example, the crust had the consistency and taste of wet cardboard. The ingredients were anything but fresh. I asked to speak with the manager or owner and was told he was on vacation. Perhaps that accounts for the lack of quality.

Moreover, the place was dirty. I don’t think the men’s bathroom had been cleaned in days.

AWFUL! I give it 1-Saguaro: not quite as good as prison food. And yes, when I was a social worker in Watts after the Watts Riots, I did dine with some prisoners and I can tell you it was pretty bad. Actually, in over 90 dining reviews I have written in the past 3 years, this is the first to earn a 1-Saguaro.

For all you environmentally conscious people out there, Brooklyn Pizza Company has gone 100% solar.

Brooklyn Pizza Company
534 N. 4th Ave. Tucson

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